Dear Obsessmuch,

I'm bored. I've watched all of the American and British Love Islands and I'm looking for ideas of what to watch next. My husband has one caveat- no Bravo shows (killjoy). So I need to know what the hot girls and fully actualized hot women are watching these days. I need to get home from work, whip off my bra, snuggle my doggos and husband and bed rot with some new shows.

Sincerely,

Streamin' Demon

Dear Streamin' Demon,

Here, with little to no explanation, are shows you should watch. Yes, the list is heavy on vampires and FX shows.

1. Interview with the Vampire- beautiful murderous immortals struggling with the existential question in New Orleans, San Francisco, Paris and Dubai.

2. The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives- You will learn virtually nothing about Mormonism or the tiktok soft swinging scandal, but you will be obsessed. Why is their hair like that? Why are laughing gas and ketamine okay but coffee and wine are not? Who is this Affleck douchebag who looks like Gary Busey?

3. What We Do In the Shadows- Finally a comedy on this list. Modern day vampires trying to do normal things.

4. American Horror Story Season 2 Coven- It's like an R rated all female Hogwarts where students are routinely murdered or maimed, the dead keep rising and there are things way scarier than Voldemort.

5. Industry- the only thing that could make the finance world riveting ("In my opinion" as screamed by RHOC's Tamra Judge).

6. You're the Worst- this show is unhinged.

7. Six Feet Under- I will never exclude this show from any list of favorite tv shows.